her sugar is RAW! (and mine is too)

on saturday, i trekked out to the meadowlands/prudential/izod/whatever center in nj to catch the opening night of her madgesty's u.s. leg of the 'sticky and sweet' tour. it wasn't the best of her shows that i've seen....but it certainly wasn't the worst. it did, however leave me with an aching for blonder hair and knee-high lace-up boots....(i took care of one of them yesterday....you can guess which).

kids, at 50, the bitch still has it going on! if you can enter on a thrown with your legs akimbo, you're doing something right!
the ny times said that:
"as the show ended, the last glimpse of madonna was a video close-up of her sweaty, unsmiling, exhausted face. she had worked hard, and showed it.

um...is that bad? im nearly half her age and all i did was stand and watch and i was exhausted. to be 50 and still be spot on...well....we can all hope for so much....

ive included two pictures my friend brian snapped from the front row...bastard....(ps, in the second show he attended, he caugh her jump rope- again from the front row....bastard)



BUT, if that's not enough, this week also marked the launch of my new show, BENT, on here!tv...


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warning- not all episodes are safe for work. dont call me and bitch me out from the unemployment line...you've been warned....

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