Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Monday, October 13, 2008
step by step, heart to heart...
quick update-
it's 1am, exactly, est on tuesday, 14 october, 2008...

why the fuck is my next door neighbour blaring this shit?!
i swear to god, if i hear suzanne vega, the slight case of vertigo i have today isnt going to stop me from knocking the door down...

luca this, motherfucker!
oh, salvation...
he's moved on to:

...nothing's gonna compare to the ass-kicking someone's about to recieve...
it's 1am, exactly, est on tuesday, 14 october, 2008...

why the fuck is my next door neighbour blaring this shit?!
i swear to god, if i hear suzanne vega, the slight case of vertigo i have today isnt going to stop me from knocking the door down...

luca this, motherfucker!
oh, salvation...
he's moved on to:

...nothing's gonna compare to the ass-kicking someone's about to recieve...
Thursday, October 09, 2008
her first name ain't baby...
remember when janet was hot-t?!

LOVING THAT! sooooo hot!
BUT
what happened here?!-

what is with the thighs?? can we talk about the mohawk? that outfit? terrible!!!
i mean, really? can no one give her some feedback? (drum roll)...bad, bad, bad choice to tour with this hair....
but, kids, janet has cancelled like 6 shows thus far on this tour....and with the average ticket costing 185$, is anyone buying? it is a recession, afterall....
the reason cited for the cancellation is 'vertigo'.... riiiiiiight.....
i mean, i'm constantly suffering from vertigo. or maybe i'm just constantly drunk.... but i don't cancel shows. i just show up, do my job, and drink more... i mean, head home... alone...and drink more....
miss jackson, what's going on?
stay nasty! ditch that wig and the dizziness will be....GONE!
ps- the headset mic is waayyyyyy over.

LOVING THAT! sooooo hot!
BUT
what happened here?!-

what is with the thighs?? can we talk about the mohawk? that outfit? terrible!!!
i mean, really? can no one give her some feedback? (drum roll)...bad, bad, bad choice to tour with this hair....
but, kids, janet has cancelled like 6 shows thus far on this tour....and with the average ticket costing 185$, is anyone buying? it is a recession, afterall....
the reason cited for the cancellation is 'vertigo'.... riiiiiiight.....
i mean, i'm constantly suffering from vertigo. or maybe i'm just constantly drunk.... but i don't cancel shows. i just show up, do my job, and drink more... i mean, head home... alone...and drink more....
miss jackson, what's going on?
stay nasty! ditch that wig and the dizziness will be....GONE!
ps- the headset mic is waayyyyyy over.
Wednesday, October 08, 2008
her sugar is RAW! (and mine is too)

on saturday, i trekked out to the meadowlands/prudential/izod/whatever center in nj to catch the opening night of her madgesty's u.s. leg of the 'sticky and sweet' tour. it wasn't the best of her shows that i've seen....but it certainly wasn't the worst. it did, however leave me with an aching for blonder hair and knee-high lace-up boots....(i took care of one of them yesterday....you can guess which).
kids, at 50, the bitch still has it going on! if you can enter on a thrown with your legs akimbo, you're doing something right!
the ny times said that:
"as the show ended, the last glimpse of madonna was a video close-up of her sweaty, unsmiling, exhausted face. she had worked hard, and showed it.
um...is that bad? im nearly half her age and all i did was stand and watch and i was exhausted. to be 50 and still be spot on...well....we can all hope for so much....
ive included two pictures my friend brian snapped from the front row...bastard....(ps, in the second show he attended, he caugh her jump rope- again from the front row....bastard)

BUT, if that's not enough, this week also marked the launch of my new show, BENT, on here!tv...

go to www.heretv.com and subscribe right now! it's free and its fun. its sort of like 'the howard stern show' meets 'the view' with a nice, gay twist.
warning- not all episodes are safe for work. dont call me and bitch me out from the unemployment line...you've been warned....
wait- why are you still reading? shouldn't you be subscribing to my show?


